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girls who can run in heels should be feared



So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward


what the fuck




So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg


And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates


And people started messaging me so I responded


And one person proposed to me


And then she blocked me so I made a status about it


Holy shell I need a life

why does an Egg have better social life than me


Someone with an IP address sourcing to the House of Representatives just edited the Orange Is the New Black Wikipedia page with the telling summary of “not a woman.”

That’s right, this Congressman edited out a sentence hailing the show for including “the first ever women-in-prison narrative to be played by a real transgender woman.”  What did he replace it with?  Hate speech.

The Congressman called Cox a “man pretending to be a woman,” and linked to an offensive article by National Review Online aptly titled “Laverne Cox Is Not a Woman.”

The change has since been reversed and the IP address has been banned from editing Wikipedia for a month, but you can see the original edit he made in the link above.

The change was spotted by a Twitter bot which tweets out links any time a Congressional IP address edits Wikipedia.

Spread this like wildfire.

(articles on The A.V. Club, Yahoo, and NY Daily News)

me:  [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend:  [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me:  what the fuck i dont have time for this